The Tardy BuckeyMeatball Experiment

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Warning: written while riding in car on the way to Tennessee from my phone.

One of my first peregrinates into dating came into fruition by the method of a blind date. My best girl friend at the time who was also Asian knew someone perfect for me! She met him at her church and he seemed quite perfect from description. He was tall had beautiful blue eyes and blonde hair. Being that I was only 16 at the time the potential suitor arranged for a non-happenstance meeting at my parents home. We had talked extensively on the phone and planned an expected arrival time. Now yes I was nascent in my ideas for my suitors repertoire but I figured time was a concrete thing. Well Mr. Meatball and I deviated at that point amount many others realized later. Meatball as we can call him showed up 5 hours later than the planned time. I was in tears at this point, poor young me. I couldn’t believe that anyone would be 5 hours late to a date especially to the girl’s parental abode. He did finally arrive with a myriad of reasons for his latish arrival. Meatball and I never really clicked as my friend had hoped. We talked infrequently for a few years (remember he was 5 hrs late obviously he had no paradigm for life). Somehow I provided some moral support and he provided me with this wonderful recipe. These meatballs have been loved by all and I would do it all over again to sequester them!

Promptitude is not only a duty, but is also a part of good manners; it is favorable to fortune, reputation, influence, and usefulness; a little attention and energy will form the habit, so as to make it easy and delightful.

Charles Simmons

Bon appetite
Sauce:
1 bottle of chili sauce (Heinz 12 oz)
1 cup of water
1 cup of lightbrown sugar
1 cup of sauerkraut drained
1 can of whole berry cranberry sauce (ocean spray 16 oz)
Combine and cook over stovetop till hot and a good consistency. Poor over the meatballs
This sauce is as eclectic as Mr. Meatball himself! Trust me though you’ll love it.
Meatballs
2 lbs of lean ground beef
1 pck of dry onion soup mix
1 cup of saltine crackers
3 eggs
Combine all and form solid bucky balls.

Put in oven for 1 hr – 1.5 hrs at 350! The best meatballs you’ll ever have!

Bad Blogger Time Continuum

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Well, this is the second time I have written this post. The first was moments ago when I decided that yes I could click and drag the stupid clock image into the post (I did not have the upload/insert screen yet) …. Oh how wrong I was, lost everything luckily it was quite pithy according to my standard. I am a terrible blogger, I know I am even noting it in the title! I have been terribly busy and anxiously waiting for the acceptance letter. In the meantime my house sold and I have been packing up stuff. Time it is truly a funny thing it goes by so fast when everything goes and planned and we are happy (at least in my world) and soooooo slow when we have to wait. I have come to the conclusion that life goes according to God’s plan or coupled with some diverging empirical formula. Laugh with cachinnation when you also realize the fact that nothing in life really goes as planned.

I will be quiet again because of a pending trip to Tennessee to visit a sick grand father. I will post more on my return and some photos too! Lots of funny stories will also return because we are taking two dachshunds, one of which suffers from car anxiety on a 15 hr ride…

Tomorrow expect a post about the man who started the acquiring of recipes after a failed relationship attempt!

I am also thinking of implementing a word a day kind of thing, what do you think???? Tis for the betterment of my vocabulary and yours!

 

Graduate European Travel Outline

One may ask at this point where has Academic Orchid disappeared to? Never fear I am alive and well. I have been anxiously waiting for SMU to respond. I have also been frivolously slaving away on my color coded for educational benefit itinerary for Europe! It is a thing of beauty and once I figure out the Eurail maps hopefully the trip will be smooth. My calculations (food and souvenirs not included) show perhaps 6,000 dollars total for 38 days in Europe seeing 14ish countries! I do not see how one cannot go a little OCD when such an extreme route is at hand. My best guess for favorite countries is Switzerland. I have been salivating over this picture of Interlaken for some time.Image 

Where in the World is Batman? Part 3

Reblogged from Plain Clothes Super Heroes:

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This week, the Batman is neck deep searching the rolling hills of Kansas looking for the Scarecrow. The only problem is, there are scarecrows everywhere but, where there is a will, there is a way.

Clever as he always is, Batman is prepared. He has taken the guise of a local farmer and, with luck, he and Robin, his trusty sidekick and, for this week loving wife, will soon find and arrest this needle in a hay stack.

Plain Clothes Super Heros give you a nice break from a long laborious day check them out you will enjoy.

The Quirky Toilet Paper Dearth

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It is the little insignificant things that comprise a person.  And while our favorite nerds (sheldon, leonard) manifest many quirks anyone who knows who the two mentioned must also exhibit similar foibles. A list of such idiosyncrasies should include but not be limited to sweating palms when under social or mental stress, any abundance of sweating for that matter, mumbling, speaking extremely fast when anxious, inability to fully convey one’s thoughts to attractive members of the opposite sex, germ phobias, any phobia, inability to catch the meaning of jokes especially innuendos, nervous twitches, nervous pacing (MBF), irritable bowl syndrome brought on by social/educational stresses, inability to realize when someone makes a pass at you, and finally a fun friday night dancing means the new kinect game that you bought, etc. If you yourself exhibit any more unusual nerdy vagaries feel free to comment and share them!

The above list most certainly pertains to some of the problems I struggle with and others I know. The quirk list came to fruition when shopping for a myriad of items. The full bladder harrowed my insides. I immediately decided that in the Dollar General would serve as the only assuaging option. It was a rather loutish area with minimal porcelain options. I entered the Dollar General and made an expeditious path for the Women’s sign. As I entered the door I quickly surveyed the area; paint cans around the room, not the cleanest bathroom but pales in comparison to Costa Rica, and finally lay eyes on the empty toilet paper holder. I figured maybe the rack with wicker baskets housed the superflous roles only to find a prescription pill bottle which was full. I realize now that this was already odd but had an urgent need that needed to be met. I thought perhaps I could forgo cultural preferences as well as my XX preferences in such circumstance. Then one word flashed in my mind STD. Being that this is a rough part of town there is also possibly a higher incidence of such infections all of which could be residing on the lid… I left the bathroom, and decided to search the break room but to no avail. I relented and headed for the required aisle. I acquired the item and went to pay. At this point most people would refuse to pay for toilet paper so that they may relive one’s needs. But those people did not take Microbiology at OBU. I have a somewhat prodigious fear of STD’s so large in fact that I purchased toilet paper… I commented to the clerk that they lack paper. She looked at me as if I was crazy– and in this sense I am!

Anyone else have some crazy quirks that requires them to go to extreme measures to allay?

I did a google search for some toilet paper images. Here is what I came across! 

Stay Tuned:

Later today I will post why it is you just cannot remember what happened on Saint Patrick’s day or for any other night that you partook in a nice fermented beverage!

“A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies, ‘For you, no charge.’” Sheldon

 

St. Patty’s Day Observation

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It has been quite some time since I have last blogged. I have in the meantime read Lolita and constructed a post on my thoughts regarding the book. While I have been diligently studying the GRE with MBF we managed to escape for a bit and study the Saint Patrick festivities in Oklahoma. Being that it was St. Patty’s day I felt the urge to quiz the boisterous imbibe partakers of what exactly did Saint Patrick do to constitute a holliday? The ladies crapulously waiting for the restroom looked at me strangely. I guess the bathroom coupled with inebriation is not the place for a brief history review. Even I did not know the greatness of Saint Patrick till I went to Ireland last summer. Our delightful Irish tour guide even took us to his supposed grave.

According to our guide Saint Patrick father was in the ministry and he did not wish to follow suite. Saint Patrick was captured from Wales and taken to Ireland as a slave.  He was a shepherd in Ireland (david-like orgin?). It has been said that he escaped with something like pirates who were making their way back to Wales. And at some point they were ship wrecked. There was no food on the island so the english pirates prayed to their god for food. Patrick remembers at this point his father’s teachings and offers supplications to his God –poof a herd of swine apear. They return to Wales and according to my tour guide become his first congregation members — awww. I wikied to check the validity but it did not mention some of the above details. I take my native tour guide’s word although it contains local folk lore. Alas such fables only affix more greatness. Not much is really known of him or his life and some how he managed to become patron saint of Ireland perhaps from the pagan I mean snake banning. Evidence shows Ireland never had snakes. So did Saint Patrick use so kind of Sodom and Gomaorrah snake banning spell? The only thing that even comes close to a snake there is a slow worm, that is just pathetic sounding…

How we arrived at the green beer drinking, clover leaf and kilt wearing celebration from St. Patrick’s story I shall never know. All I do know is the Irish love to drink! While we were on the C.S. Lewis tour last summer our tour guide tried to get many of the stringent Baptists to at least partake in a Guinness.  The tour guide did point out a local pub which was failing and the local church purchased it for the youth. I remarked, “only in Ireland, you guys really do love to drink!”

But what I and MBF witnessed in Oklahoma City was nothing redolent of celebration. The people were galvanizing and gyrating with jocularity on behalf of the semi-salubrious beverage. Their behavior was disparately licentious. Poor St. Patrick probably would have demanded a more seraphic fete.

That was my succinct observation, MBF will now give his more verbose observation.

St. Patrick’s Day in Oklahoma City is a celebratory event to say the least.  The citizens of my fine state make it a point to dress in green to extreme limits.  I will comment on the women we encountered first, then the men.

From my observations of the Oklahoma Citians I have formed a new fashion postulate.  The BMI, fabric coverage inverse relationship theorem.  I say this because 95 times out of 100 women who possess body mass indexes over 30 tend to have clothing covering much less than 30 percent of their body.  But to their credit what little clothing the inebriated women did don was at least green in celebration of the Saint’s life.

Now for the men…one common observation predominates.  With alcohol consumptions come great self-esteem.  I say this because of the tightness in which they wear their clothing and the open lewdness with which they address the fairer sex.  One humorous observation from the night’s event involved the dance platform.  At one point in the evening the platform contained no less than six men dancing, there was but one woman on the platform.  She was scantily clad and quite obese.  The men were inebriated to the point that they fancied themselves as masculine supermodels.

Shortly after the dancing performance of Oklahoma City’s finest we left the St. Patrick’s day celebrations feeling much better about ourselves.

Polished Nitrocellulose: Survival of the Fittest Theorem

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“Surrival of the fittest” a common phrase in evolutionary biology also noted as an alternative description of natural selection. This term was not coined by Darwin but by Herbert Spencer. No real evidence to whether this phrase is actually in effect. New Scientist states,

For starters, there is a lot more to evolution by natural selection than just the survival of the fittest. There must also be a population of replicating entities and variations between them that affect fitness – variation that must be heritable. By itself, survival of the fittest is a dead end. Business people are especially guilty of confusing survival of the fittest with evolution.

 When we think of fittest we immediately conjure evocative images of strong, aggressive animals like the lion. On the contrary the fittest animal could just be the best camouflaged or the most fecund. The new version of fittest could also extend to the most clever or congenial species. New scientist later says, “What we see in the wild is not every animal for itself. Cooperation is an incredibly successful survival strategy. Indeed it has been the basis of all the most dramatic steps in the history of life. Complex cells evolved from cooperating simple cells. Multicellular organisms are made up of cooperating complex cells. Superorganisms such as bee or ant colonies consist of cooperating individuals.”
  • Interesting the mention of cooperation. I am very easy to work with but still manage to acquire many who end up loathing me. Example: Super Tuesday polarization relative. One mere example that further clarifies that my pursuit to becoming a medical professional would have been an arduous journey one ending in many people upset with me and my usual befuddled response.
Sometimes though I wish that this term did specifically apply to those weaker–physically or mentally. And I am not calling for a mass extinction by gassing like hitler. Perhaps a more selective guide to where we allow certain said individuals to forgo child bearing, Dr. Sheldon Cooper would most certainly agree.

The Gorilla Experiment [3.10]

Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I’m stupid.
Sheldon: Well, that’s no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
If you are familiar with the show “My Strange Addiction,” perhaps you would share the same thought. Granted many of the people on the show has deep phycological problems. The woman later mentioned her addiction started because she was attacked. Unfortunately, I guess she could not conjure up the strength to face this obstacle. But at what point do you start desiring a palette affinity for nail polish? Yes nail polish, this one woman has been drinking about 3 bottles every day for many years. Here is a clip of the nail lacquer lover.  She claims it intensified after her miscarriage. Alright my first thought is good lord the woman was pregnant and drinking that stuff? She should immediately be placed in some kind of psychiatric ward dealing specifically with nitrocellulose addiction.
  • Nitrocellulose is a highly flammable compound formed by nitrating cellulose through exposure to nitric acid or another powerful nitrating agent. When used as a propellant or low-order explosive, it is also known as guncotton. Nitrocellulose plasticized by camphor was used by Kodak, and other suppliers, from the late 1880s as a film base in photograph, X-ray films and motion picture films; and was known as nitrate film. After numerous fires caused by unstable nitrate films, safety film started to be used from the 1930s in the case of X-ray stock and from 1948 for motion picture film.
  • Nail polish also contains formaldehyde, toluene, and phthalate.

With this lethal cocktail it was no wonder she miscarried. It is also amazing she has survived this far in life with her very primal innate instincts and much lacking nascent instincts. So if the paradigm of survival of the fittest and natural selection were true one begins to question if these certain characteristics would be able to sustain. I think they would not over time, but yet here we are every week another new episode of “My Strange Addiction,” airs proving otherwise. I guess these “wackadoddles” do provide meager jocularity entertainment.  MBF informed me of the Darwin awards! Here is this great website. This website is dedicated to the unique demises of imbeciles.

The only scientific response I can expand upon is perhaps their brains have become rewired. Somehow amongst their dolefulness they began to eat and crave things that could passively cause harm. I do not know how one can consider comet or nail polish as suitable sustenance; thus forth I believe they must passively want to intend harm . And personally I hypothesize that they begin to gain relief in this strange action and somehow their brain learns in association with eating this item to release dopamine (or precursors), endorphins, and various other neurotransmitters. A perfect example is what chocolate can do. And many women as well as men realize the perfect peace acquired after eating some chocolate.

Here are some various articles about the effects of chocolate…. I was bored and decided to give them cute hyperlinked names.

White Chocolate 

Milk Chocolate

Dark Chocolate

Extra Dark

German Chocolate 

Super Tuesday Polarization

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The world has become one of high connectivity. We are now able to send emails whizzing across the globe reaching the intended in mere seconds sometimes minutes if they have a slow connection. And with all this high speediness comes other great inventions like Facebook. There are some surprising statistics for Facebook like the fact there is over 650 million active users. There is estimated to be 7 billion people in the world that means that 9.23% of the entire population has Facebook. That sounds somewhat small but granted some of these places do not even have running water! Another interesting factoid is that people spend 700 billion minutes per month on Facebook. All facts came from here. The most attractive appeal to Facebook is the fact that for the first time we can connect with our long lost friends, ex lovers, and family members with only the knowing of their name. And even if the user does not remember the name the nice little friend suggestion box brings an evocative moment of yes I know ___.  But with all the time invested coupled with the sheer abundance of friending Facebook morphs into a flibbertigibbet hub preying on all users whether active or inactive.

This is how the Super Tuesday Polarization took place. I myself am mildy active although if I could scale my activity it would sway more towards inactive. I have over the years become more and more dissatisfied with Facebook. My only rationalization for keeping my profile ; it houses most of my old pictures which exist no where else. Well yesterday was Super Tuesday as we all know. And in support of Rush Limbaugh I commented on my Fb that I was in support of his opinion regarding Sandra Fluke. I already find her last name comical fluke, meaning an unlikely chance occurrence. And her case to the Supreme Court indeed was an unlikely chance occurrence but being its election season and Obama needs to diversify his fan base decides to lend ear to the poor little law student. The case brought to court was said law student’s bill exceeds 3,000 dollars in some cases over 3 years of law school. Now first and foremost before I get hate mail here, Rush was wrong in his derogatory language calling her an inappropriate name. Although many races of women call their girl-friends “hoes.”  If he did in fact use the word “ho” many interpretations could arrise here. Apple’s dictionary defined ho’s second meaning

ho 2 |hō|

exclaim.

1 an expression of surprise, admiration, triumph, or derision: Ho! I’ll show you.

• [ in combination ] used as the second element of various exclamations: what ho! | heave ho.

2 used to call for attention: ho there!

• [ in combination ] dated, chiefly Nautical used to draw attention to something seen: land ho!

With so many wide interpretations he could have left his radio show unscathed really. But this is beyond our scope. The matter at hand is $3,000 dollars for over 3 years of law school. What the heck kind of contraceptive is she buying? Being that I am a researcher at heart, I decided to conduct my own investigation and called a local independent pharmacy. While going through lots of holds and loopholes. I found that for a 3 month supply of Yaz bc costs $21.00 a month. To get that quote I almost had to divulge my own blue cross blue shield number and nearly go into a doctor to get  a script! Yaz according to my research is a midrange where the low cost bc a month could be $9.00 and a higher end bc a month could be $50.00. All of them are usually covered by insurance and have been for about 20 years. Blue cross blue shield does in fact in cover the majority of the costs. This means that 3 years would cost 756 dollars for Yaz. So again here is a perfect example again what the heck did she take? Ok lets assume she took just an emergency contraceptive which runs according to pharmacy about $50.00 for a box that means with her total $3,000 predicated cost she took 60 emergency contraceptives. That lends one to believe it was no emergency at all.

Here is my question though why should we pay for her female issues. I am a female and would never expect my government to pay for these expenses. It is not the government’s job to insure my womb! If we give the government control of paying for our birth control we will later learn they control our propagation rites. We are so foolish to think that everything is free. I have learned one thing very succinctly throughout my life whatever seems free comes at a high cost later. So where does this tie into the Facebook factoids above? My distant relative saw a post where I commented I support Rush. She then decided to verbally attack my Facebook wall. She ended up mocking my views and my uncle’s finally to a point where I had to block her and some others. The funny thing was my own relative felt more assuaged to Fluke’s cause. I did in no way target my political alliances towards her I just merely posted my support. And in a way I regret begrudgingly this issue but it is something that should be discussed.

This issue has caused lots of supporters to flee Rush and his radio show. I am watching and waiting to see another conservative dismantled because he is tired of paying for the cost of others. We do not pay for dying cancer patients many die without coverage! Why should we pay for the cost of someone else’s sex life? It is not my responsibility. Now Sandra claimed ” a friend had polycystic ovary syndrome,” which her prescriptions were not covered by her insurance. I have some possible reasons why they wont cover this disease. It is a genetic condition. Here is a list of the possible symptoms  anovulation, resulting in irregular menstruation, amenorrhea, ovulation-related infertility, and polycystic ovaries; excessive amounts or effects of androgenic (masculinizing) hormones, resulting in acne and hirsutism; and insulin resistance, often associated with obesity, Type 2 diabetes, and high cholesterol levels. All the later suggest that the person is probably overweight in fact it recommends a new diet regime as a possible cure. Almost all insurance companies baulk when they know the covered is obese because they are a health risk. But it only offers birth control as an option for a cure if fertility is not key.

If fertility is not the primary aim, then menstruation can usually be regulated with a contraceptive pill, though the effects are caused by substituted hormones that can easily cause more problems if the pill is taken for a long period of time. The purpose of regulating menstruation is essentially for the woman’s convenience, and perhaps her sense of well-being; there is no medical requirement for regular periods, so long as they occur sufficiently often. This is proven by the new birth control that allows 4 periods a year.

If a regular menstrual cycle is not desired, then therapy for an irregular cycle is not necessarily required – most experts consider that if a menstrual bleed occurs at least every three months, then the endometrium (womb lining) is being shed sufficiently often to prevent an increased risk of endometrial abnormalities or cancer. If menstruation occurs less often or not at all, some form of progestogen replacement is recommended. Some women prefer a uterine progestogen device such as theintrauterine system (Mirena) or the progestin implant (Implanon), which provides simultaneous contraception and endometrial protection for years. An alternative is oral progestogen taken at intervals (e.g. every three months) to induce a predictable menstrual bleeding.

  • Unfortunately I have fallen victim to the same problem all this year candidates have. We are focusing on something irreverent. What is relevant, gas prices, our failing economy, our unemployment, new threats from many new despising countries. And in conjunction with the failing economy we do not have the money to keep giving everything away for free. The cheaper price now will lead to less money for future generations to earn. Unfortunately I do not believe our generation as a whole will ever be as successful as our father’s generation. Because our ideology has changed from working hard to earn what we have to working jejunely to get something free. 
  • Furthermore Fluke’s case is a distraction causing us to think that the caucasian female’s needs are finally being met. Their needs are not being met their needs are being exploited for political propaganda. And we are too busied by our every day lives to remember a few months back Obama refused to make bc over the counter. He now has become so much more pro-women’s right… good timing. 
  • Finally thanks Facebook for the nice block feature because my distant relative will now remain as she once was. 

The Obsequious Bonding Methodology

I returned home to Texas to pick up my mother and did some returning of unsuccessful online shopping. While there I went to one of my favorite stores and picked MBF out some shirts. While in Desigual I was also able to take in some of the local culture. Although MBF and I enjoy the store one of the main stipulations for working there must be that you have a fancy for illegal substances. As I people watched or listened rather I encountered a really unique way of acquiring a date. People observation is one of my favorite past times really and lends to so many new interpretations. Over the years I have realized that although I may avoid social circumstance I do always enjoy my brash encounter albeit it is at random.

I listened eagerly this exchange between Male Desigual employee MDE and Female customer Fc. “So how you doing? May I get you another size?” The female stumbles around inside the dressing room, ” Oh no well yes these pants are incredibly small could you get me 3 sizes bigger?” MDE leaves and returns, “Here you go.” FC, “Oh thanks whats your name?” MDE my name is, ” Preston like the street and Campbell like the other street or like the soup ya know ummm ummm good!” Fc, ” Thanks Peter… geez these dont fit either!” MDE, “Oh no its Preston and our sizes run really small its a Spanish country. They do not eat over there. And there is nothing wrong with your flawless figure at all.” FE,” Oh thanks I feel so bad I felt good coming in now I don’t.” This goes on and on till MDE asks where she was going to go later that night and she tells him. And after that I really do not know how it went I assume he met her there.

It was so strange listening in on their flirty repertoire. He was like a used car salesman telling her exactly what she need to hear to be willing to make the purchase. I also cannot believe she told him her plans for the evening. To me a paranoid person who believes everyone has the propensity to meet a killer never does something so reckless. What concerned me the most was he exemplified the very word obsequious or fawning. He said whatever he need to gain favor and flattery. He knew nothing about her she was just another girl trying on clothes. To bombs were going off you cannot really expect such a level of fawning when he knows nothing about you. He wants probably one thing and she endangered herself in the process. The sad thing is this happens every day and we fall prey to it.

This in turn reminded me of a chemical principle of bond strength. Double bonds are much stronger than single bonds and become more preferable structures. Double bonds are also shorter and if we think of this as a time quantity probably shorter meaning relationship duration. But before we can make a double bond we have to be ready. Guard your resonance structure and wait for the most preferable structure.

 

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